My favourite thing about my new job:

This is what I get to wear to work every day.

My least favourite thing about my new job:

ADSL, MPLS, WAN, LAN, LLU DSL, MBPS…

What does it all mean? And more importantly, how am I ever going to bring myself to care? Woe.

In other, weddingy news, I appear to have arranged everything. This is freaking me out something chronic, because I keep panicking that I have forgotten some major aspect of wedding planning, and two days before the big day somebody will say to me something like ‘oh, what are you doing for X?’ and I will be all, ‘X! X? I FORGOT ALL ABOUT X!’

As Teabelly so accurately summed it up the other day, ‘you’re worrying about the fact that you have nothing left to worry about.’ Yes, exactly. Welcome to my brain.

Not long now though, only 113 days to go! Holy CRAP. That is not a lot of days. In between worrying that I have forgotten all about some entirely essential wedding day item, I am also having small freakouts that OMG I am getting married FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! (And have I slept with enough men? Maybe not. This whole fidelity-until-you-die thing is MINDBLOWING.)

So it’s lucky really, that I have the gentling influence of ADSL, MPLS, WAN, LAN, LLU DSL, and MBPS to keep me grounded. Nothing calms the mind like trying to fathom what on earth telecoms acronyms stand for.