I am Plattie!

I live in London with my boyfriend J, and two tabby cats called Milly and Molly. They’re total child substitutes. The four of us live in a flat in West London where we amuse ourselves by eating unhealthily, watching bad TV with our own sarcastic commentary, and licking our own bottoms (not all of us do all of those things). J runs his own telecoms consultancy, and I work for a non-profit where I do all kinds of random crap loosely based around editing and research.